Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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