just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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