Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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