this has to be simi valley....805 area code drunk skeet skeets sucking face both of which are linked through ex fuck buddys and ex boyfriends && they all know eachother
YUP how sad the ses pool of simi....
alright i figured it out! OP made out with the ex girlfriend of a guy she used to sleep with and that guy happened to be the ex boyfriend of the girl she had just got drunk with. that girl she just got drunk with was hitting on OP's current fuck buddy who is best friends with OP's ex boyfriend.
"Damn. You'd need a map to follow this shit. I hope no one gets pregnant. You'll all end up on tv doing a paternity test."
That ain't my baby Maury, I told you it wasn't mine.
Its just the story of ventura county... sb, simi, cam, vta.... could be any of them or all of them... this text should be the definition of ventura county!!!
" no one cares how drunk you were and who it was with. there's nothing wrong with making out with girls. stop making it look like such a fucking sin"
wasn't it making it sound like a fucking sin, chill.
Gawd I love Santa Barbara, they need to open some new bars because i've embarrased myself at all of them, and need a new circle of friends... or at least people to hook up with.... and Alabama or Philly seriously?... um hello it's Califuckinfornia bitches
"I'd join that social circle any day."
There's room for one more. To make it balanced, you need to have some interaction with the OP, her ex-boyfriend, and the girl she made out with. Gender isn't an issue, it's half and half as of now.
OP is definitely either bi or having some issues with gender-specific pronoun usage. That's about the only thing anyone not involved could possibly get out of that. What a night... and yes, you need to expand your social circle. :)
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