What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Randomize
