forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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