this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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