if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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