Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm bleeding and have questions
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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