New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Randomize
