So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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