Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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