I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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