I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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