I will die if light touches me.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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