dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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