I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
