Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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