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  Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.

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• Not even Jesus can turn that piss water into wine

  Submitted by fogitnozzel on Sep 15, 10 at 10:58am

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• Jesus had the power to turn water into wine. I have to power to turn wine into throw-up.

  Submitted by bmilk on Sep 15, 10 at 10:04am

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  • And I have the power to turn copious amounts of beer into piss and an excuse for why i felt the need to break that flower pot. Everybody's a superhero with alcohol in their system.

    Submitted by shadowfox on Sep 15, 10 at 10:24am

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• I think He'd throw the cup at whoever gave it to Him and ask for something with some flavor.

  Submitted by BD78 on Sep 18, 10 at 1:39pm

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• Amen

  Submitted by dcoursler on Sep 16, 10 at 2:41pm

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• Jesus would not do such a thing! This statement is not one anyone should be proud of! I'm\nNot trying to bust anyones chops but this is wrong!

  Submitted by redwolf on Sep 16, 10 at 4:41am

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• perfect victory phrase after winning the beer pong tournament

  Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 15, 10 at 10:00am

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• he would change that pisswater into wine

  Submitted by dm630 on Sep 15, 10 at 1:08pm

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• He's doin it now!!! I seen homeboy last night at our faculty party!!!

  Submitted by jjuarez85 on Sep 15, 10 at 11:01pm

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• you me party Halloween

  Submitted by sould1er on Sep 15, 10 at 9:00pm

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