I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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