i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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