ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
only if we run a train.
done.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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