Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
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