you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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