Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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