Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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