Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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