This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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