have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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