He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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