Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Houston, we have a squirter
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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