i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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