i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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