what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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