Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Edward fifth and chaser hands
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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