508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You're like the curious george of whores
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize