And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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