Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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