I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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