dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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