Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
They are going to name an STD after you.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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