I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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