I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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