guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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