i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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