lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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