I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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