Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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