I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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