Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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