This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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