his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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