I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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